I have Aids
Time to be bad
Your clock won't flush
I want to push a hoop with a stick
Beeting up some midgets
Because your so fat
Startrek was first
The Statue of Liberty would take her
I win every time
Make pretend like the children are
Welcome to Cheesy Charlies, Heil Hitler!
I'm sorry, you need 15 tickets to live
Let's go wack some moles!